Their promises they'd kept.
Я обожаю Failbetter: на реддите один чувак спрашивал, может ли техподдержка помочь, если случайно купил 500 хорьков, кликнув не туда. Пришел Крис, сказал, что в таких ситуациях они ничем помочь не могут, но у него тут как раз выдался свободный час и хорошее настроение, так что он взял и сделал специальную карту, которая открывается, если у тебя больше 400 хорьков:
"You Appear to Have Purchased an Extraordinary Number of Weasels"
How did this happen? Was it their darling little whiskers? Did it seem like a good idea at the time? Were you drunk? Did one of them posses nefarious hypnotic powers?
Regardless, here you are: awash with weasels.
They doze on your antimacassars. They plunder your cupboards. They savage your curtains. They do unspeakable things beneath your sofa – things which are likely to be the cause of even more weasels.
What will you do?
"You Appear to Have Purchased an Extraordinary Number of Weasels"
How did this happen? Was it their darling little whiskers? Did it seem like a good idea at the time? Were you drunk? Did one of them posses nefarious hypnotic powers?
Regardless, here you are: awash with weasels.
They doze on your antimacassars. They plunder your cupboards. They savage your curtains. They do unspeakable things beneath your sofa – things which are likely to be the cause of even more weasels.
What will you do?